plasticbagvevo:

"Free Wi-Fi!"

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"Please ask a staff member for details."

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(Source: problemactic, via gnarly)

  • me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr

royalbloood:

communicates with the dead *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Gets put into insane Asylum, kidnapped, and raped

*maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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Burn eyes off *maintains pristine eyebrow game*

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has two heads and four eyebrows *maintains pristine eyebrow game 4x*

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(Source: royalbloood, via gnarly)